Why are you here?

No, really. Why are you here? Why bother being in here? This is not for kids! I'm telling you, this is NOT FOR KIDS!

This blog is where I put my fanfic that is pretty much sex-filled adventure, sci-fi, crossover of things you don't want your kids to read.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

I am not kidding!

Whenever I post something in here, that will be because my hormone is uncontrollable. I am a dude! A virgin dude who wishes he could have a girlfriend! I live with my family and I download porn almost every day.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?

Owh, it's because you love to read a good smut? Then, get out of here! All the smuts that I make, none of them are good! All of them are bad!

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!!??

Okay, last warning. Get out. Just... get out! I am NOT in the mood to argue with parents about my strange addiction to sex. This is the only way for me to get rid of all of those stupid 6-second sex thoughts so that I could proper stories. Most stories are just for me to faps.

SERIOUSLY!!??? STILL HERE!!!???